Animal Kingdom

Whilst in the midst of the rain forest, a sloth crossed my path and began to speak in a foreign tongue. One which I spoke well. "Why is the orangutan a nomad of the trees?" He is smart beyond his years, I replied.

Friday, June 03, 2005

A Tale of Being Single in the City

So, some friends convinced me to get on this Yahoo IM thing so that we can talk anytime. I did, thinking nothing of it. When you sign up, it prompts you for some info, including a picture and some mundane information; what do you like to do, etc... So, I'm on talking to a friend when some random guy starts talking to me. I think, oh, that's neat. So I talk back, starting very casual and friendly. As the conversation progresses, the guy begings prompting questions that are a little too personal for my taste. Wants to know where I work, fine, is there a dress code, fine, do I wear skirts, getting a little weird, and finally what kind of underwear I wear. I quickly terminate the conversation. Days go on and more and more I am getting these random "hello"s or "what's up" and more and more I am finding out that there are some very disturbed men in DALLAS. I will not elaborate any further but note I have left much out. So, if any men read this, I hope that you can slap some sense into your fellow brothers. And from the female stand point, or at least this females, that is the most unattractive thing anyone could do, and it will not land so much as a follow up conversation.

3 Comments:

At 2:50 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dude...with such a hot picture on your profile what do you expect?

Btw...

I will be in room# 314 of the Embassy Suites of of 75 tonight. Safe, discreet, and willing.

 
At 3:45 PM, Blogger The Smoker said...

Unfortunately most good guys avoid dirty guys, and so would be unable to slap any sense into them, and the dirty guys don't believe that what they do isn't what women want. So sad.

 
At 11:28 AM, Blogger Bootha Marie said...

Ok, the picture that is on this blog is really Jessica Simpson, as if you didn't notice, and the one on Yahoo that I am referring to is actually a picture of me, not Jessica, so that's not it. And you must be one of those jack asses. As for the smoker, point well taken, I suppose I hadn't thought of that. Makes sense. I guess that means I should stick to the nice ones and all shall be resolved.

 

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