Encounters With the Rich and Famous

Sooo, yesterday after work, I make a trip to the liquor store that is less than one block away from my apartment. I park next to a wonderfully lovely large Merecedes Coupe, silver. I walk inside only to see that the love of my life, DIRK NOWITZKI is standing behind the counter. To bring you up to date, I have been in love with Dirk for about 3 years now. I already have the wedding planned and everything. As I walk in, he turns and looks at me, smiles and turns back to pay for his vodka. I, thinking in my head "be cool, play it cool" casually strut over to the beer section, grad an 18 pack and head over to the counter. As I'm walking, Dirk gathers his belongings and walks out the door. In a panic, I quickly rush over to the counter, set my things down and tell the check out girl, I love Dirk, I'm gonna go get him. So I start running when the cashier yells, "do you have a pen?" I say no, run pack to get the one she was extending to me, then run out the door. I see Dirk is already in the car I parked next to and is driving off. I tried to run after the car, yelling "DIRK, COME BACK!!" My efforts were to no avail. Dirk was gone and my opportunity passed. Just as I'm kicking myself in the butt, I am told that Dirk frequents this liqour store, which means, he lives in my neighborhood. Now that I know what car he drives, I can sit and wait. Stalkerish, yes. But so long as I'm aware I have a problem, I should be fine, that's the first step right? I was also informed that he frequents Eatzi's, a little deli type restaurant and market across the street from the liquor store, also within walking distance of my home. So, from now on I plan on spending my time on the look out. I'm now 0 for 2 with celebs. For those of you who know of my encounter with Steven Tyler, words were at least spoken on that encounter however, the stupidity on my end was just about the same.