Animal Kingdom

Whilst in the midst of the rain forest, a sloth crossed my path and began to speak in a foreign tongue. One which I spoke well. "Why is the orangutan a nomad of the trees?" He is smart beyond his years, I replied.

Monday, June 06, 2005

A day at the river

Yesterday, Sunday, I spent the day in Austin Texas, and New Braunfels. It all started with a cooler of beer, the hot sun and a good idea. After driving only an hour, I ended up at a little river called the Guadelupe. Got three tubes, one for me, one for Blake, and one for Blue, the cooler that holds the goodness that is ice cold beer on a hot Texas day. Despite the near 100 degree temp outside, the water was just about ice cold, but feelin real nice. After floating for about 100 yards or so, we get pulled over by some cops who are standing in water checking ID's for underagers. Luckily, we were not any of the sort. So, we keep floating and enjoying the day and the beer. Suddenly, along comes a rapid up ahead, a drop off of perhaps 1 1/2 feet. The only thought, save Blue. As the rapids approach, tensions are getting high, we each take a steady hold of her, then BAM! Off the tube I go, but alas, our goal of saving Blue and her contents was a success. In celebration, beer. This went on for about 4 hours. Probably the best 4 hours ever.

3 Comments:

At 12:25 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Ash! I'm loving your blog. Your description of floating down the river just made me very thirsty. Save Blue!
-cousin adam

 
At 12:53 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh my god...I didn't know you could get pulled over in an intertube on a river...Did the cops have a high tech tube with some flashing lights and a little motor? Yeah...
-the other muff

 
At 2:21 PM, Blogger Bootha Marie said...

They were just standing there in the ice cold water, all dressed up up in there uni's. It was crazy. They missed a whole group of 4 like 16 year olds with beer and smoking pot! All they wanted from me was to make sure i didn't have glass or styrofoam. Silly.

 

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